Gin and Soda

So, check this out. Last night I, for the first time, for real, looked at E Entertainment online. And low and behold there's this column called, "Ask the bitch." No shit, you can ask the bitch anything, and she picks one question a day to answer. (Why the hell didn't I think of this job?! WHY DIDN'T I INVENT THIS JOB?!!!) You have the best chance if you ask a celebrity related question, but she does answer some other questions. So, I'm like, "Kick ass Bitch!" And I just so happen to have this BURNING question that's been driving me nuts for a while now....so I write to her.

"Dear Bitch, Why is Victoria Beckham such a bitch? She never, ever smiles in any of her photos or during appearances. Does she have some sort of screwed up Brit teeth? Or is she trying to project some sort of 'character'? Or is she just a bitch?"

I'm sure the Bitch gets a lot of questions every day, so I figure I have one chance in a thousand that she's going to answer mine.

Tonight I'm watching E Entertainment, the "daily news" part that comes on every day. Like I do, every day. It's live each day. I don't have a complete day unless I get my E Entertainment. And the last thing that they say each night is, of course, some lead-in to a story for the following day. So what, you say? The last thing they say at the end of the show TODAY is, "And tomorrow...why does Victoria Beckham never smile? Does she have ugly British teeth? What gives? We'll answer that tomorrow."

No shit.