Gin and Soda

Mom has this weird fear of crocodiles and alligators. Kind of like how I fear the gin bottle going empty on a Sunday. I find her fear strange, since these things are not wandering around DFW. But, whatever. So, I thought of her yesterday as the bus stopped on the way back to San Joshit so we could lean over this bridge and take pictures of these crocodiles. I imagined while standing there throwing Amarante over the side.